Does Anyone Have Any Penguins?

I was looking on the Guinness World Records website the other day because I was bored and had nothing else to do. I came across this particular record which was "The Largest Collection of Penguins." This, obviously, does not mean real life penguins. It's the largest collection of stuffed penguins or any kind of penguin that's not alive...

So, anyway, I have decided to go out and try to break this record. Even though it may take 70 years to beat the current record (5098 penguins!), I am gonna give it every waddling effort I've got.

So far my collection stands at 3.

Well you have to start somewhere, right?

That one in the middle is the original of the collection and will always be my favourite. :) His name is Patrick and I've had him ever since I was born.

I don't know where I got the other 2 and they don't have names...

So here begins my journey to 5098 penguins and a new world record! Though, by the time I get there, I think the current record holder, if they're still alive, would have reached well over 10,000 :(

Oh, and if anyone has any stuffed penguins that they're about to throw out, pleeease give them to me! They might become famous! Wouldn't you love to see a part of you in the record books?

Patrick wants to be a model.

Paparazzi!!

Poses are very limited when his body is unmovable...